The following article is a guest essay by former Voluptuous, Leg Sex and 18eighteen magazine editor, Joe Monks. These days, Joe is the publisher of Chanting Monks Press, specializing in horror books and comics.

"My name is Joe Monks and I've been invited to drop in for a guest editorial slot back at the old haunt. One of the editors who helps Linsey on LinseysWorld thought it would be cool for some LDM experience stories, and here's mine.

I met with the big-busted one, after doing a phone interview with her in 1999. I was running Leg Sex magazine and had just come up with some pics for my mag showing off this lady's underrated ass and gams. I called her cell as she was driving over to John Graham's studio in London. She enjoyed the fact that somebody noticed she existed beneath the bosom, and we set up a leg shoot for later that year.

You meet Linsey in person and sure, you see that she could walk around like one of those cigarette girls in the '40s without using her hands to hold the tray. But you get to meet her, or have dinner with her, or be on-set with her, and you can tell why guys worldwide drool like Rottweilers in a junkyard waiting for a guy to try and steal some hubcaps.

The bod is smoking, the accent drives me nuts personally, and her having all-natural boobs is just amazing. She has a great sense of humor. For somebody like me who's met hundreds of models, let me tell you, a lot of them don't, and that kinda kills some of the allure when you meet them. Linsey gets rolling, and she is as personable as my other favorites: Nikki Diamond, Chaz, Exotica, Lorna Morgan and Brittany Love. Girls that are turn-ons totally clothed, even though you couldn't hide their curves with burlap and duct tape.

I got to helm V-Mag for a while, and more than a few times, Linsey graced the pages of an issue I put together. I got more thankful letters from happy guys who had glued those pages together than perhaps for any other model. There is a reason we come back weekly to check out what this heartbreaker is up to, and stepping out of. Perhaps more than any other model, Linsey is the one that keeps you wanting to come back and visit. A SCORE dinner with Linsey and her sister Alyson was one of those happy events that just popped up and I'll never forget it. Linsey is the kind of person you meet, and believe me guys, you remember her forever!"
--Joe Monks (Leg Sex editor, retired), Author, "Stuff Out'a My Head"

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Linsey has posed with Kerry Marie in Algarve, Portugal. Jessica Turner has posed with Kerry Marie. Jessica has posed with Linsey in the famous police line-up that included Chloe Vevrier, Autumn-Jade and Katarina-Nikita. Linsey and Jess were on the Boob Cruise in 2000. They were all in a nearly forgotten little video gem in 1999 called Bouncing Boobs. To the very best of our current knowledge, this is the only photo set of LDM with Kerry and Jessica together in London. Girls fooling around but not very seriously and sexually. More of a big-boob sisterhood thing. They're mates but not that kind of mate. All three look spectacular and could give a man a serious workout.

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Letters To LinseysWorld

"Surely the sexiest model in the world ever! Linsey, you are absolutely stunning. Your tits are amazing and I love the way you keep your pussy - carefully shorn of all but that sexy black strip that entices us men so much. Beautiful!-T.D."


"How about a Dream SCORE type thing, with a painting of Linsey doing two guys at once? Okay, she doesn't fit normal Dream SCORE rules, as she has done hardcore, but surely you could still get a painting done of her doing two guys at once, something she's never done.-M.D."

"Here are my favorite Linsey videos (not counting her DVDs): A Good Day To Park It, Cuntess Suckula, Secretary At Work, Working At The Car Wash, My Living Doll and Tiki Linsey. I hope you will transfer these to DVD because I want to see them on my big-screen plasma TV.-R.D."

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Linsey is used to breaking the rules. Most of them anyway. Sometimes all of them. Many of her friends were shocked when she first posed for pictures topless. Then without a stitch of clothes on. When her pictures showed up in the newspaper, a lot of them couldn't believe it. Secretly, probably many of her girlfriends wished they could have done what she did but they didn't have the assets or the pluck. She could have wound up an overweight, depressed housewife by age 20 had she followed the rules and stayed between the lines. She's spent a lot of time having fun and doing what she wanted to do, posing, globe-trekking and partying, so bending and breaking the rules when it suits her is no biggie. That goes for using the men's loo as well. No guy would object if Linsey barged in. Not in those boxer shorts!

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Linsey is in top gear, in this British LinseysWorld pictorial, shot in February, 2002. Linsey is a car-buff, not a biker, but even so, bikes and babes go together. All that power between their legs, y'know. This was the first time LDM posed with a motorcycle. (Harley Men will please forgive.) Unlike the ordinary bike photo session, the cycle's rack isn't the focus...just Linsey's rack, which has much nicer lines and handles those rough curves much smoother. Dressed like a biker bitch in black, she doffs the black duds quickly enough to soothe the jangled nerves caused by an over-revved man-motor. When you're anxious to see great tits on a sexy girl, bikes are wallpaper.

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Letters to Linsey

"I've just read the note from Tom in the 'Lil' Hottie' photo set and I'd like to add my support for his request to republish more of Linsey's older sets. I've been a member of LinseysWorld since the last century and I really miss some of the old pictures. I think it'd add even more appeal for Linsey's fans, especially if - as Tom suggests - you publish them without announcing it on the What's New section. I'd also like to say thanks and great job each week and every week and especially for 'Lil Hottie.' Linsey always looks fantastic in white but I thought she was looking particularly seductive and sultry. Could I suggest a location for a photo shoot now that the winter is approaching? We've seen lots of Linsey outdoors at the beach or by the pool in the past; how about a few outdoors shoots in the mountains, and in the snow? It'd be a great opportunity to see Linsey in some skintight leggings and figure-hugging jumpers ... and what might a little nip in the air do for Linsey's delectable nipples? Anyway keep up the great work.-Fender"


"Dear Linsey, Love the site, surely the horniest site on the web. As a request, have you thought of doing a messy set where you get covered in custard, cream, yoghurt, beans etc? Here's hoping, and please keep up the great work. -Mark."


"Just a couple of things. How about a flip chart system, where you pick a photo set, and the pictures automatically flip through, say 1 every 5 seconds. It would be like a 5 minute mini-movie. Also how about a competition where a fan can win a date with Linsey, possibly even appear in a photoshoot, providing the guy wasn't too much of a minger. Just a thought.-Steve."

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Linsey’s gone back. Back to the future. She’s wearing the poodle skirt, the hair scarf, the cat’s eye glasses, the tight titty-blouse and best of all, the bullet bra with pointy “cone” cups that all the girls and women wore in the 1950’s. The kind of bras that gave women super-pointers, jutting and thrusting their headlights forward at a 90 degree angle. Where have these bras gone? If Linsey were superimposed into a TechniColor Hollywood movie with James Dean or John Saxon, she’d fit right in. Now alone in her bedroom after class, she waxes romantically about some jerk-wad named Billy who makes her little heart go thumpity-thump-thump and her knickers all soggy.

It’s a sure bet that Linsey is going to do what her sex-ed teacher warned her not to do. The rampaging hormones of youth will alway triumph over the edicts of a dried up biddy and Linsey has just the right thing for the job. No, not A-hole Billy. A gift from an old pervert named Doc Johnson. Linsey may be the most stacked, curvaceous, hottest babygirl in her school but alone in her room, her horny, wet pussy needs a thick, hard tool sliding in and out.

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Remember that song from a few years back called "Big In Japan?" Linsey and her enormous hooters would be big anywhere on the planet! In fact, she is almost too big to stuff herself into this tightly-wrapped Asian dress, but we have come to expect close-to-ripping when it comes to Linsey's wardrobe. Just how snug-fitting is this outfit? Well, they don't make many items of clothing with a physique like Linsey's in mind. "I adore this dress, but you just know it would have been impossible to reach my hand underneath it and touch myself," says Linsey. "How awful would that have been?" Just tragic, Linsey. You made the right choice by taking it off. But leave those skyscraper shoes on.

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Hollywood is pro at inserting hot, sexy babes in hot costumes. Halle Berry was wrapped in her skin tight X-Men outfit as Storm, Angelina Jolie played Lara Croft, Milla Jovovich was Ultraviolet, Kate Beckinsale did Underworld and Van Helsing, Uma Thurman killed in Kill Bill and My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Charlize Theron thrilled in Aeon Flux, Terminatrix Kristanna Loken terminated in Terminator 3 and Carrie-Anne Moss in her leather trenchcoat and dark glasses took things to a higher level in The Matrix. Well, that's all well and good and proper, but when it comes to a blazing sexy outfit coating the amazing body of a truly superstacked bombshell, Linsey takes top prize above all those basically flat-chested beauties. Lara Croft's D cuppers can't touch Linsey's torpedoes and Halle could sit in one of Linsey's bra cups.

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It's back to basics this week at LinseysWorld - a black bra and knickers, a white shirt and black stockings - with a fresh photo set straight from our London SCORE studio. But even a basic pictorial of LDM blows away anything you see on the Net. While countless thousands of wannabes try to strut their stuff on the web and draw an audience, none can come close to ever matching Linsey, no matter how hard they try.

Recent letters to LDM.

"Hi Linsey!


I'm a 22 year-old fan from Argentina (so please, excuse me if my English is not good enough). I'm really a huge fan of yours (maybe the biggest down here). You receive hundreds of mails, so I guess you can see the difference between someone who writes nasty things just because, and some who really admire you. What I'm trying to say is: I'm not a pervert! A few years ago, I was watching TV (just zapping) when something made me stop. I think it was a "Sex & Shopping" program. 10 or 20 seconds (in shock) later I was wondering the name of the most beautiful nature's masterpiece. Then a voice said "Linsey Dawn McKenzie McKenzie". Two years later, and after looking for you on the Internet almost every day (and becoming a member of your web site), here I'm writing to you. As you can imagine, you're my permanent wallpaper in my computer. One day my mother was standing in front of the computer, looking at the wallpaper, and wise words came out of her mouth: "You will marry a girl without tits. Do you know why? Because you like tits so much!" Well, that's true, but in spite of that stunning part of your anatomy, let me say that every inch of you (from top to bottom) is perfect. Probably you won't believe this (it's understandable). Do you know which part of you I really like? Your eyes and your mouth. Well, now that it's clear (I think) how much I like you, let me tell you something about two specific photoshoots you've done: 1) The hardcore photoshoot: It was strange what happened with that. First, I didn't want to watch it. I don't know why. I guess it was because you never did that and it was something new. But then I watched it and now I really like it. 2) The shaving photoshoot. Well, it's time to finish. Thank you for everything, keep yourself in front of the camera, because you're the best! Best luck and my best wishes, Pelayo (that's my name, it's Greek). P.S.: I've a request for a photoshoot...just one word: Supergirl. I would really like it, and let's face it.... you're a supergirl!"

"Dearest Linsey,

I first heard of you when you were a teenager -- probably just after your 18th birthday when you appeared in SCORE. I also saw images of you on the Internet probably before your SCORE appearance. I joined your UK Fan Club in 1997 (membership #1094) and ordered videos from your fan club. Since then I've purchased every one of your videos -- either from SCORE or other sources. Anyhow when I saw your SCORE and Voluptuous spreads 'Huge Changes' and 'Linsey Blossoms,' I was even more enamored of you. 'Ultimate Linsey' changed my opinion -- at one time I wrote you imploring you not to do hardcore, but that video was dynamite. It's my favorite except for 'Linsey's Lezzie Seduction.' Please do an encore with Autumn. Anyhow, 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.' I love you as you were at 16 and as you are now at 23 years, 6 months and 23 days. I loved you as an innocent 'school girl' and I love you as a mature more voluptuous woman. If I have a request, it is to see you in person someday, somewhere. Keep on posing and if possible, please do another video with Autumn -- it would be fantastic to see the two of you together showing off your larger breasts and setting off fireworks together. Love, Paul."

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